Saturday, 14 May 2011

Iraq's weapons of Mass Destruction found in Osama's compound

In an interesting turn of events last night, when the US Navy seals returned to pick up their "malfunctioning" helicopter, WMD from Iraq were found in the same compound, where Osama Bin Laden was shot dead. The operation that lasted 44 minutes saw yet another mystery being solved by the CIA led covert operation.
A boasting president Obama, addressed the media from the White House 85th time this month, saying clearly that America can do whatever it wants to. To a question about how the origin of these weapons was determined, Obama replied: "These are the WMDs from Iraq, we had them DNA tested."
To another question regarding the footage from this operation Obama replied: "You cant take pictures of WMDs, they'll explode."
The people living in the locality were stunned to see the return of the Navy seal helicopters. The question of Pakistan's sovereignty has risen once again. The Air chief replied to this question by sayin: "We had set our alarms at 45 minutes from the time the airspace was violated, it was lucky for them that they went back in 44 minutes."
Zaid Hamid, a Pakistani TV analyst was of the view, "It is ridiculous to call these WMDs from Iraq, these were kept as cooking fuels as there was no gas in Abbottabad."
Former US President George Bush commented on the story, "I told you Iraq had WMDs. They must have transported them to Pakistan when we raided Iraq. It is safe to say that both wars started in my era were legit."

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